How to Get the Perfect Dad Bod

Dad jokes are great, but dad bods are better

It’s a misconception that women love fit guys. Sure, they do; but do you know what women love more than muscles?

Cake. Women… f*cking… love… cake!

You should be doing everything in your power to become a cake.

Have you seen how women look at cake? Their eyes widen, their mouths water, their hearts flutter as the craving kicks in.

Now imagine them staring at you the same way.

Well, with a dad bod. That’s exactly what’ll happen. There’s a reason why they’re called love handles.

How can you achieve the perfect dad bod and have women staring at you like a piece of cake?

It’s a piece of cake…

The secret to achieving the perfect dad bod is to count your calories, then try to beat it the next day.

I recommend following a strict Mac diet.

Don’t forget your vegetables…

I’m sorry to say this, but when it comes to women… size matters. You need to increase your girth.

Your belly that is…

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